Isn't flying a mystery?I flew to Albuquerque this weekend.
There were approximately 11 people on my flight to Albuquerque...so, I had the whole row to myself. I stretched out and made the most of it.
The landscape was filled with these round parcels of land - like a thousand stop watches.
THIN LIZZY CHANNEL!
As a quick aside, I saw a naked guy adjusting his curtains (NOT A EUPHEMISM) from this very vantage point next to the pool.
Momma made me be the man...but I'm sure it's beause the man was playing the ukulele.

I had the opportunity to explore Albuquerque on the very day of the Gay Pride Parade.

My host, Tommy, parked us in a restaurant called Nob Hill - right across the street from Disco's.

We ordered sweet and savory baklava with orange blossom hummus and some provolone cheese sticks encrusted in pistachios with a wicked blackberry dipping sauce.

The NM Gay Red Hat Society had the best motto, "We're gay, we don't have to be old".

What's a Pride Parade without a unicorn float?

AMEN, SISTER!

Later, we headed over to Olde Town and did some shopping. Someone please tell me why I didn't buy this little gem?!

New Mexico is beautiful. I've decided this. I'm a convert.

San Felipe de Neri Church is lovely...

I always feel like such a heathen in churches...

But there was a historic sort of accepting vibe in this piece.


Ambivalent Albuquerque graffiti.

And most importantly, I got to hang with my Momma. I was reminded on a daily basis of how very special and extraordinary she is.










We went on a walk after a fine BBQ burger, some pasta salad, and a half a bottle of delish Denver whiskey!













We made our way to the exit, but then we saw this:
From what I can surmise, it's a spray called "Poo-Pourri" and apparently it's supposed to erase the smell of poo from your bathroom - because we know only hobos and indigent jerks take poos. Why this was at a nursery, I don't know, but I wish they would have put this to good use in the fertilizer section!




Maura sat next to me - more margaritas were consumed!

HAMS!
Still life with Spice Cake.
