We're All Fools In Need Too Foolish to Believe

Dinosaur Zombie Showdown.

Don't do it. Never see it...NO MATTER WHAT.

Trust me. The Human Centipede will break your brain and make you feel horrifically changed.

Hello, gentlemen!

Gentlemen, hello!

I was the middle part of this human centipede between Tim...

and DVan!
And thank heavens...because these dudes shared in my terror and disgust.

Best part: Tim watching it through his fingers and DVan stating over and over again, "Human Centipede, the Human fucking Centipede".

These guys are golden gods...special cases of the very best kind.


This is my other special case. Baby S.
I'm so proud of him. He wrote a book. A fucking dissertation. It's gleaming, clean, and annotated and footnoted like nobody's business.
I held it in my hands...it's really magnificent.


Yeah, yeah, I know.
I've been seriously MIA, right?

Obviously, I do that from time to time. Sometimes living really does become so riveting that I can't avoid it. I have to do it and nothing else.
I'll tell you all about it, I promise. It's a long story, but I'll spill.

Monkey wrenchin'.


ARISE GOOD GUYS CLUB!

Spring came to Denver.
It was pretty much the best one I've ever been a part of.
I know not everyone loved it...but I don't care about everyone.

When the sunshine comes spraying through the trees light and lovely and the breeze catches the soft hair on your face...it's mesmerizing.

It was the kind of spring that reminded you how cool and fucking fun Summer is.
Running around in dimly lit streets-the air so warm you want to swallow it.
Catching crawdads like these kids and willing the sun back into the sky so your mom never has to call you inside.

Yep, it's summer, jerks!
Get into it!

BOY/GIRL REVOLUTIONARIES YOU AND ME

Just some musings, thoughts, sweet faces...

Does this mural remind you of anything?
Am I the only perv?

Oh, hey...look! It's my new BFF, Jacob Reed McDonald!
Look at those sweet little features!
What a handsome babe, right?!

My super co-worker A-Dawg is a Papa!
And he looks good doing it, right?

OMG...my other BFF, AJA!

Any chance I get to hang heavy...I take it!

She's a laugh and a half!

She totally took this picture.

Sometimes I see things like this...and I don't want to forget...how much I hate birds.
Just jokes, it's sad.

Even this tattooed baby thinks so.

Here I am eating an egg salad sandwich and showing off my first bruise from my new skateboard.

Basically, I got too big in my britches...felt too confident and did something I shouldn't have.
I got a couple of ugly scabs on my elbows too!

I'm being careful, I promise, but I'm fairly certain there's more where this came from!
Is it wrong how much I love this bruise. I'm in love with it.
I admire it far more often than I should probably admit.

That's part of the drill with skateboarding though - gotta take the rough with the smooch!

My boss. Sleeping on the floor of his office.
How awesome is that?
We ate a giant pizza and it must have put the hurt on him because he put his feet up and he was out like a light.

I feel like I've been a little MIA...and I guess I have.
Have been super sick for the past two weeks and am just now finding my bearings, getting into the swing of things, seeing things fresh.
But what about you out there?!
What are you doing?!

Tell me about it in the comments...tell me a story, tell me about an adventure, tell me about a meal you ate that made you want to hump it.
I'm into all of those things...I'm into you.

Is This The Road To Heaven That You Wanted To Take?

You Say Look Up, Look Up!

If you've never been to Denver...it's a rockin' good time.
I've managed to fall in love with it.

If you do live here, you probably love it like I do...or you're, at least, a little fond of it.
But your familiarity should never convince you that you've seen it all.

Because you haven't.
There are nooks, crannies, secrets, and little pockets of awesome just waiting and wanting to be seen.

Um, a robot with a taco for a head?
Yes, thank you.

So, in an effort to further explore my city...I decided, on the suggestion of Steph, to go on a nighttime photo walk with Illuminate Workshops.

Check out their website because it's filled with cool classes, interesting instructors, and all around kind talented people working to encourage photographers to explore their skills and their environment.

I am, by no means, a photographer.
I like to document my adventures...and if I capture of cool pic or two...I figure I got lucky.

Steph, however, is a photographer and she learned some new tricks and renewed her enthusiasm about photography!

And basically, we just wandered, we took pictures, and we commiserated on good spots, unique patterns of light, and spread out all over the city to capture it.

If you don't know where these places are...I suggest you go find them.

Fall in love with where you're at because you here right now...and it's pretty.

Be a tourist. Try to see it all with different eyes.



Find the secret hearts.


Find the not so secret hearts.









It was the day of the St. Patrick's Day parade...and LoDo was sort of a shit show.

Still, the city can be pretty quiet and austere if you give it a chance to be.





I always look for the crumbly parts of the city.

Lucky number 23.




And when you're done exploring...Go to Steuben's!

I love this place so much!
Their menu consists entirely of comfort food...of the very best variety!

Their cocktails are brilliant.

And honestly, it doesn't hurt that the bartender is a dreamy handsome, bearded, tattooed, smart (he schooled us on some bartender history), and seriously killer mixologist.

The fried cheese doesn't hurt a thing either.

Steph and I split a fried chicken dinner...and still had leftovers to take home!

Little Miss Broken Wrist.

And little ole me...
Drinking a Dark & Stormy!


Keepin' it cute...as per uzje!