Dog Dicked to Death

MISSOULA, MT! Go there some time...I'm not joking...GO!


This was the lovely sight I saw upon swinging down in the airplane...Mount Sentinel! Apparently, some dummies went up the mountain and started a phone book on fire - that giant black scar on the side of the mountain is the result!

This was the kind face that picked me up at the airport...Carrie!

Her partner on the welcoming committee...Franklin! What a looker! He's winking at me!

Papa Paul - Artist, Hilarious Person, Courageous Man!

Always let your baby drink out of a Febreze bottle.

Joseph showed up in her all terrain vehicle and drove a pile of us to The Lumberjack right outside of Lolo Hot Springs. We had some business to attend to there...

Amanda - First time Dog Dicker...Dog Dick Staph name: DJ Dick Couch

It's never complete without Jen...Friend forev...and serious bestie to the max.

We stayed in cabin #2. How appropriate.

The Lumberjack is like a landmark! There's a swing at the bar for the adventurous...and Joey swiped it before any of us had a chance!

Roach clip.

Mama Hen & Chewbecky...

Yeah, I know...

We left our mark. We always do...



Gingers were a huge topic of conversation on this trip.
TERRIFYING.

Mandith FINALLY made it out...

Niki snuggled right in as another new member of the Dog Dick Staph. Dog Dick Staph name: Bunnikula!

Millicent, Mildred, Milli Sasshole....whatever you want to call her - she's the best, the funniest, and she's wearing an Andrew W.K. t-shirt!

Kia! Longtime partner in crime!

Amanda kindly lent her amazing illustration skills to Dog Dick and really made issue #4 something to behold.


My ladies...!

Scenery...

It smells like heaven up there.

Gatherer.

Team work.


Natural Lady.

Muscular.

The night crept in...

Dream crew.

Hard at work - we had a good feeling about this jam sesh.


Jen, Milli, and Kia are all members of the long defunct Sasshole. These ladies changed my life!
Here is Milli, and Jen below, singing a song about Benson & Hedges...in a round.

Favorite.

Fortress of Fire. Also, I think Jen and I saw the Eyes of Satan again...

The Staph - GORGEOUS!

ASK ME ABOUT THIS FLUTE!

The hardest of the hardcore.

Purple teeth.

Who knew Mandy had it in her?!

We finally retreated back to Cabin #2 and laughed until the sun came up.

Sisters!


Lady Drunkard.

Cover up.

Handiwork.

We pushed 4 single beds together...and all six of us slept together.


It looked like this...

When we finally motivated out and away from the 'Jack...we headed up to Lolo Hot Springs for breakfast and a final revision and edit to Dog Dick.

Carrie, Amanda, and I then hit the Kinkos for a tedious couple of hours of Dog Dick production.

Hung over, smelly, and grumped out...we cranked 100 Dog Dicks out for Total Fest VII.


The old fold and staple.

The finished product...

Stay tuned, more to come!

p.s. Ladies of Dog Dick - I love you!